In response to Lefty Lunacy: London Underground goes gender neutral, Bik Byro wrote:
Cockfosters Tube station is to be renamed "Non gender specific genitalia fosters".
Seven Sisters Tube station is to be renamed "Seven Gender fluid Siblings".
Dollis Hill is to be renamed "Gender-neutral toys in neither pink nor blue Hill".
Earl’s Court will now become "Member of nobility who should be taxed and have their land confiscated Court".
And Blackfriars will be "Person of ethnic descent friars".
I hope you will all agree this will make for a much saner world.