That horrible Juncker claims our demands are nebulous. I’m not surprised everything is a bit fuzzy.

What does he expect if, as claimed, he consumes large amounts of vintage medication for his many ailments?

If he wanted simple clear demands, what about these:

Can we just hang on until the EU collapses under the weight of its own corruption?

Can we speak to a sober organ grinder, not a drunken monkey?

Can we have a tax loophole like Luxembourg that cheated the EU out of €39billion?

Can you make Amazon and all the other IT companies that set up in Luxembourg pay the full rates of tax?

Can we all have a Luxembourg licence, so we can make up our own rules whenever we like?

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