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A letter from Greta – who is this Abba person?

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TCW has received a press release from Greta Thunberg which describes her latest exploits.

Hallå Everyone 

You might remember me from the time when I talked about the weather and why it is bad. I was a little girl then and I was told to miss school to change the weather. I also talked to rich old men who liked my idea to miss school. They gave me lots of medals and prizes that I keep in my room next to my Barbie house. My father also write lots of books for me and I was able to buy lots of Barbies and a Ken. I recently buy a Hamas Barbie, Dinghy Barbie and a Trans Barbie to join my Barbie family.

After talking about the weather I was asked to talk about the covid injections and I said more of the injections should be sent to people in Africa. The people in Africa must be very happy that I help them get ‘shot’. 

Not long ago I was taken by police because I stand in a road and block cars. I am not sure why I was blocking cars but my parents were happy that my photograph was once more in the newspaper. The policemen were very nice and gave me pickled herring before they let me go home. The pickled herring was good. I give them my autograph.

I think I must have improved the weather because now I am told to do something else. Yesterday, I was on the streets of Malmö. I learn that Malmö is in Sweden. There were lots of other people, some of them looked Swedish like me. I was there to protest about a lady from Israel who wishes to sing a song in a competition. The competition is in Sweden because the Swedish singers keep winning the competition. Sweden has won seven times and we do not want another country to win. I shout, ‘How dare you come to Sweden to try to win’ at the top of my voice. I do not think the lady heard me but some people took my photo and maybe the lady will read what I shout. 

I am told that the first Swedish winner of the singing was someone called Abba. He sounds as though he is an immigrant. There are lots of nice immigrants in Malmö and they were also shouting and waving flags. I did not know that the flag of Sweden is changed to black, red, white and green.

When the singing competition is over I will have to look for a new thing to do. I do not have to not go to school now and I was very cold sitting in the road to stop the cars. I hope I will soon be told of a new way for people to photograph me whilst I give them my ideas. Maybe I will be asked to help immigrants get to England. My dream is to complete my set of Barbies.

Thank you for your support in whatever it is I do next.

Med vänliga hälsningar

Greta

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John Ellwood
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John is the father of four beautiful girls. He is, thankfully, not knowingly related to Tobias Ellwood. ‘My Dear Friends . . . ’ a compilation of many of John’s contributions to TCW Defending Freedom is available in paperback and on Kindle.

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