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A (no) platform announcement


WE apologise to passengers waiting for The Amber Rudd Outrage Express. This train of thought is no longer stopping at this platform due to [RECORDED ANNOUNCEMENT] ‘a tranny derailment’. 

Please listen for details of the Outrage Bus Replacement service. Anyone boarding without a valid grievance could face a fine or six months in Twitter jail.

If you see a Home Secretary that doesn’t look white, tell the Brutish Transport Police. 

They will attempt to remove her. 

See it, say it, sordid. 

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Nick Booth
Nick Booth
Nick Booth is currently appearing at the Twitter Theatre as @OhthisbloodyPC. He is currently rehearsing for a production of @PleaseMindMyFeet on Instagram which he is taking on tour to the Royal College of Dermatology in a campaign to stop the frequent misdiagnoses of pyoderma gangrenosum. He’s also a technology writer.

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