WE apologise to passengers waiting for The Amber Rudd Outrage Express. This train of thought is no longer stopping at this platform due to [RECORDED ANNOUNCEMENT] ‘a tranny derailment’.
Please listen for details of the Outrage Bus Replacement service. Anyone boarding without a valid grievance could face a fine or six months in Twitter jail.
If you see a Home Secretary that doesn’t look white, tell the Brutish Transport Police.
They will attempt to remove her.
See it, say it, sordid.
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