AS some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I’ve got a little list – I’ve got a little list
Of Covid offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed – who never would be missed
There’s the pestilential nuisances who appear on our TV
Such as Morgan and his cronies and all on BBC
All people who have teary eyes and praise the NHS
Despite our missed appointments and our overwhelming stress
All persons who won’t shake your hand or give a little kiss
They’d none of ’em be missed – they’d none of ’em be missed!
They’d all be on my list – I’ve got ’em on my list;
And they’ll none of ’em be missed – they’ll none of ’em be missed
There’s the Chinese Communist Party, and others of that type
Like the Honourable Neil O’Brien – I’ve got him on the list!
And all the people who support lockdown and amplify the hype
They never would be missed – they never would be missed!
Then the idiots who wear masks despite their lack of worth
And mumble to themselves while we collapse in mirth
And people who stand in roads when we are walking by
And those who cower at home I’m sure that they must cry
And those wealthy politicians, and tyrant propagandists
I don’t think they’d be missed – I’m sure they’d not be missed
They’d all be on my list – I’ve got ’em on my list;
And they’ll none of ’em be missed – they’ll none of ’em be missed
And all those members of SAGE who cause us so much strife
Especially Professor Ferguson – I’ve got him on the list!
All scientists in thrall to Gates who want to change our normal life
They’d none of ’em be missed – they’d none of ’em be missed.
And all inadequate statesmen who make our lives such hell
Such as Starmer, Sturgeon, Johnson, Gove, and don’t forget Patel
And Drakeford, Raab and Davey, and you’ll know quite a few
There are so many more and I’ll leave it up to you.
But it really doesn’t matter whom you put upon the list,
For they’d none of ’em be missed – they’d none of ’em be missed.
