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And now, a ditty from The Pandemikado

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AS some day it may happen that a victim must be found, 

I’ve got a little list – I’ve got a little list 

Of Covid offenders who might well be underground, 

And who never would be missed – who never would be missed 

There’s the pestilential nuisances who appear on our TV 

Such as Morgan and his cronies and all on BBC 

All people who have teary eyes and praise the NHS  

Despite our missed appointments and our overwhelming stress 

All persons who won’t shake your hand or give a little kiss 

They’d none of ’em be missed – they’d none of ’em be missed! 

They’d all be on my list – I’ve got ’em on my list; 

And they’ll none of ’em be missed – they’ll none of ’em be missed 

There’s the Chinese Communist Party, and others of that type 

Like the Honourable Neil O’Brien – I’ve got him on the list! 

And all the people who support lockdown and amplify the hype 

They never would be missed – they never would be missed! 

Then the idiots who wear masks despite their lack of worth 

And mumble to themselves while we collapse in mirth 

And people who stand in roads when we are walking by 

And those who cower at home I’m sure that they must cry 

And those wealthy politicians, and tyrant propagandists 

I don’t think they’d be missed – I’m sure they’d not be missed 

They’d all be on my list – I’ve got ’em on my list; 

And they’ll none of ’em be missed – they’ll none of ’em be missed 

And all those members of SAGE who cause us so much strife 

Especially Professor Ferguson – I’ve got him on the list! 

All scientists in thrall to Gates who want to change our normal life 

They’d none of ’em be missed – they’d none of ’em be missed. 

And all inadequate statesmen who make our lives such hell 

Such as Starmer, Sturgeon, Johnson, Gove, and don’t forget Patel 

And Drakeford, Raab and Davey, and you’ll know quite a few 

There are so many more and I’ll leave it up to you. 

But it really doesn’t matter whom you put upon the list, 

For they’d none of ’em be missed – they’d none of ’em be missed. 

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John Ellwood
John is the father of four beautiful girls. He is the co-author of Steam Dreams and other interesting stories. He has generously donated his vaccine to the people of France. John is, thankfully, not knowingly related to Tobias Ellwood.

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