See, amid Westminster’s snow
See, amid Westminster’s snow,Born to us on Earth, Bercow
See, the Speaker squat appears,Wonky mouth and funny ears.
He ascends his Commons throne
To...
We Three Leaders
All: We three leaders of Westminster are
Bearing grudges, we canvass afar
London, Chester, Leeds and Leicester
Then we’re on Andrew Marr.
Chorus: Oh, Marr on...
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Remaindeer
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Remaindeer
Spouted very strident prose
LibDem from hoof to antler,
He followed every line of Jo’s.
All of the other reindeer
At first...