Monday, November 23, 2020

Nick Booth

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Nicholas Booth is the editor of OhThisBloodyComputer and a freelance technology writer

Camp Covitz – resistance is futile

CENSORED soon on YouTube: A new drama set in the World War Web, Escape from Camp Covitz. The rise of the Far Righteous has taken the...

I’m stuck in a Hammer horror film

THE man from ParcelForce is a cheeky monkey. He rings everyone’s bell, but when we open the door there’s nobody there. Then I spot...

To report a ruined economy, press 1

HELLO, you’re through to the Covid Help Desk. My name is Fergie. How can I help you? Can I take your name?  – Hello, it’s …...

Jilted by Johnson

DEAR Conservative Woman Readers, I’ve been taken in by a cad that everyone warned me about. I thought his good qualities would prevail, but I’ve been...

My sponsored rubbish-athon

I'M always suspicious of people who get their recreations sponsored under the cover of doing it 'for charity'. Much as I love fellow Palace fan...

My message for the new BBC chief

THIS is a letter I have sent to Tim Davie, the new director-general of the BBC, though I very much doubt if he’ll see...

Croydonisation … a never-ending storey

IT’S upsetting when people sneer at Croydon. They’re jealous because Croydon consistently sets the agenda for the world. Kate Moss. The Croydon Facelift. Multi-culturalism. All gifts to...

The emotional climate? Baby, it’s covid outside

MAY 2020 was the hurtest month on record, according to studies by the Het Office, Britain’s official Emotional Climate Centre. The country was on garden...

So long, succour: Bill Gates is taking out a copyright on kindness

IT looks as though Bill Gates is going to use his immense ‘leverage’ to do with disease control what he did with the computer...

Stay alert, control the virus, think up a slogan

PUBLIC confidence in the Government and returning to work could be boosted by a new rolling stock of slogans, according to Opinium Research. At least,...

Fergie, lurgy and the panic pandemic

Nick Booth is being treated for cancer and other issues. FIRST came the wave of viruses. The government coped with that. Not brilliantly, but could you...

NHS communication? Give it the black spot!

Nick is being treated for cancer and other issues. FOR all its faults, the NHS has been brilliant to me, so I desperately want to...

Defenceless in Corona Central

Nick is being treated for cancer and other issues. I THINK I’ve discovered a cure for coronavirus. We should give some credit to the Irish...

What to wear when you go like the clappers

WE are still in the early stages of Covid Culture. Is this a temporary phenomenon or have we entered a new chapter we can’t...

From yokels to wokels in Ambridge-on-Thames

THE BBC has decided to temporarily suspend some recordings of The Archers, the everyday storyboard for cosmopolitan country folk. What direction will it take over the...

My (Our!) NHS Diary: Rules is rules

Nick is being treated for cancer and other issues. This is his latest dispatch from the front line of the NHS. I’M back in Croydon...

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