Wednesday, December 2, 2020

Nick Booth

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Nicholas Booth is the editor of OhThisBloodyComputer and a freelance technology writer

Hang on, how would coronavirus leap from bats into me anyway?

Nick is being treated for cancer and other issues. THAT’S a question that’s worried me, since I have no immunity. I found the answer – Eureka!...

NHS Diary: Beat them at triage and win a bed

This is the latest instalment in Nick’s diary about his treatment for cancer and other issues. WE should try to look on the bright side...

The Army shows up the NHS

WHATEVER you might say about the government’s response to the corona crisis, the construction of the Nightingale Hospital is pretty impressive. Overseen by James Hepburn...

Is the NHS getting the picture? No. Here’s our invoice anyway

This is the latest instalment in Nick’s diary about his treatment for cancer and other issues. I’M STILL being eaten alive by a ravenous necrotic...

A user’s guide to the Two-Metre rule

A RATHER disturbing message from the government pinged on to my iPhone on Monday. It basically sentenced me to solitary confinement. Laura had warned me...

Imagine no celebs, it’s easy if you try

THANK goodness there are so many celebrities to help us through this crisis. I don’t recognise any of the tortured souls who recorded this version...

Marvel Action Heroes (Special Woke Edition)

MEET the newly announced Marvel Action Heroes, twins Snowflake and Safespace, perfect for the Owen Jones generation. Snowflake is non-binary and ‘goes by they/them,’ Marvel...

Four weeks to write a letter? Thanks, doc

THIS is probably the hardest ‘cancer valedictory’ piece I’ll ever write. It’s this bloody keyboard! I don’t relish typing into an iPhone at the best...

A (no) platform announcement

WE apologise to passengers waiting for The Amber Rudd Outrage Express. This train of thought is no longer stopping at this platform due to...

Guardian Job Vacancy: Burn the Witch Correspondent

ARE you convinced that Priti Patel is a white supremacist? Are you certain that she’s casting spells straight out of Donald Trump’s playbook? When she speaks...

More self-isolation please, Mr Snow

SOME people criticise Jon Snow, but I like a man who refuses to discipline his inner child. That is something we small ‘c’ conservatives could...

Oh, did I say he was a friend? I meant fiend

FRIENDS can be unpredictable. Never more so than in Hollywood, where a man called Harvey Weinstein had as many admirers as he had film...

Inside the BBC Comedy Factory

AS part of the BBC series Inside the Factory, Gregg Wallace went inside the corporation to see how its radio comedy is created. Gregg: I’ve come to Radio...

Inside Becky’s Beeb

Rebecca Long Bailey, the Labour leadership contender, has unveiled plans for a ‘People’s BBC’ free of political interference, run by staff and the public. As...

One in the eye for Brexit prophets of doom

WARNINGS that Brexit would send the economy falling off a cliff have been comprehensively debunked, TCW is delighted to report. The year 2019 was a record-breaker for...

Inside the BBC Bunkum Factory

As part of the BBC series Inside the Factory, Gregg Wallace went inside the corporation to see how its programmes are made. Gregg: When John Reith became the...

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