Monday, December 9, 2019

Nick Booth

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Nicholas Booth is a freelance technology writer

My humiliation in TV’s theatres of cruelty

PEOPLE who work in broadcasting have been busy this week giving their renditions of Casablanca’s Captain Renault. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjbPi00k_ME Many bleated that they were shocked – shocked!...

Your cut-out-and-peep guide to dog whistles

THEY make some amazing dog whistles nowadays. These tin and plastic gadgets can produce an amazing range of high-pitched sounds which can articulate the...

Memo to NHS managers – put yourselves on a data diet

HARDLY a day goes by without someone irresponsible ‘weaponising’ the NHS. It’s often Remainiacs who are the worst. They constantly do this dreadful ‘white...

How to make an Eaton Mess

IN George Eaton the New Statesman has found a worthy successor to Johann Hari in carrying the torch for the new Left-wing style of...

I think, therefore I’m in trouble

HAVE you noticed there are new self-justification slogans in town? You can do anything you like if you dress it up as ‘refusing to...

Only joking: Spare a thought for Emma and the jet set

PEOPLE criticise the private plane protesters like Bono and Emma Thompson. But we don’t understand the awful conditions they toil under. Bono is forced to move...

Let’s be nice to each other

I’M usually wrong, but I suspect the two main political parties are about to collapse under the weight of their complications. Good. There are aspects...

Funny, but I get more laughs from surgeons than comedians

WHO should we take more seriously: surgeons or comedians? That’s not a silly question if you look at current media and social trends. Comedians...

Terrorism’s new face – the Irate Remainiac Army

BRITAIN’S social cohesion is under threat from a domestic terror group. It draws its members from the middle and upper classes. They’ve devised a...

Does Owen Jones deserve an eggsplanation?

EGG WHITE supremacists have launched an attack on Jeremy Corbyn. In an attack clearly co-ordinated by the hidden hand of the patriarchy, a Right-wing extremist...

Value Signalton presents – the future of BBC comedy

THE BBC and ITV are to launch their own streaming service, Britbox, to challenge the all-conquering American contender Netflix. I’m saddened by this. The traditional...

Battling bacteria back Brexit

RIVAL clans of bacteria are fighting each other using antibiotic weapons made from sympathetic viruses, according to the unique but accurate interpretation I have...

Tulip, Labour’s Rosa Perks

HAVE you heard about Tulip Siddiq, the Labour MP who complained about the White Privilege of Male Politicians? https://twitter.com/TulipSiddiq/status/1094636609474043904 She claimed that as a teenager she'd...

Brexit, the Millennium Bug and other end-of-the-world myths

BREXIT is going to be awful, whatever happens. On March 29th reports of our death will be exaggerations based on the imaginations of the...

James O’Brien – the thing that’s sent to try us

I KNOW what you’re going to say about Luvvie Lout James O’Brien. He’s rude, arrogant and obnoxious. Well, yes, I grant you that. He’s like something...

London’s still the tech master of Europe. Chew on that, Brussels

HERE’S some Brexit news that would make Kay Burley put her foot through the Autocue machine and send Jacob Rees-Mogg the bill. London still massively...

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