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’Bye the noo, Nicola

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A lament on the resignation of Nicola Sturgeon by William Topaz McGonagall (deceased).

As a young lass from the shire of Ayr
She rose to power lacking grace or flair
She wanted Scotland to be totally free
A mighty task for one so wee

Leader of the SNP
Nicola is no longer to be
She left her post in 2023

Her ministry was mired in scandal and shame
She always said she was not to blame
She squandered money on useless ships
And formed a cabinet of dreadful drips

Leader of the SNP
Nicola is no longer to be
She left reluctantly in 2023

She despised the flag of red white and blue
And pledged allegiance to the corrupt EU
They insisted she should have the euro
But she didn’t know how that could be so

Leader of the SNP
Nicola is no longer to be
She left unexpectedly in 2023

On transgender prisoners she came unstuck
Spouting garbled logic she ran out of luck
Even her most rabid supporters
Couldn’t bear to support her

Leader of the SNP
Nicola is no longer to be
She left hurriedly in 2023

Now Nicola has called it a day
But Bonnie Scotland is still in the UK
She has failed in her fervent quest
And many think it’s for the best

Leader of the SNP
Nicola is no longer to be
She left disgracefully in 2023

What will become of the wee young woman
Some will say she had it coming
But there’s no need to weep into your hankie
She could become the new Jimmy Krankie

Leader of the SNP
Nicola is no longer to be
She left tearfully in 2023

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John Ellwood
John Ellwood
John is the father of four beautiful girls. He is, thankfully, not knowingly related to Tobias Ellwood. ‘My Dear Friends . . . ’ a compilation of many of John’s contributions to TCW Defending Freedom is available in paperback and on Kindle.

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