(*Trigger warning: contains humour)

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me a safe place to take a pee

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me more than two sexes?

And a safe place to take a pee

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me free surgery

More than two sexes?

And a safe place to take a pee

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me the world’s strongest dwarf

Free surgery, more than two sexes?

And a safe place to take a pee

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me her frozen sperm!

The world’s strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?

And a safe place to take a pee

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me cis actors playing

Her frozen sperm!

The world’s strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?

And a safe place to take a pee

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me seven SEALs a-running

Cis actors playing, her frozen sperm!

The world’s strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?

And a safe place to take a pee

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me eight queens (homecoming)

Seven SEALs a-running, cis actors playing, her frozen sperm!

The world’s strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?

And a safe place to take a pee

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me nine nuns affirming

Eight queens (homecoming), seven SEALs a-running, cis actors playing

Her frozen sperm!

The world’s strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?

And a safe place to take a pee

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ten trans beers brewing

Nine nuns affirming, eight queens (homecoming), seven SEALs a-running

Cis actors playing, her frozen sperm!

The world’s strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?

And a safe place to take a pee

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me eleven men a-birthing

Ten trans beers brewing, nine nuns affirming, eight queens (homecoming)

Seven SEALs a-running, cis actors playing, her frozen sperm!

The world’s strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?

And a safe place to take a pee

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me twelve twins transitioning

Eleven men a-birthing, ten trans beers brewing, nine nuns affirming

Eight queens (homecoming), seven SEALs a-running, cis actors playing

Her frozen sperm!

The world’s strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?

And a safe place to take a pee