(*Trigger warning: contains humour)
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me a safe place to take a pee
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me more than two sexes?
And a safe place to take a pee
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me free surgery
More than two sexes?
And a safe place to take a pee
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me the world's strongest dwarf
Free surgery, more than two sexes?
And a safe place to take a pee
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me her frozen sperm!
The world's strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?
And a safe place to take a pee
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me cis actors playing
Her frozen sperm!
The world's strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?
And a safe place to take a pee
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me seven SEALs a-running
Cis actors playing, her frozen sperm!
The world's strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?
And a safe place to take a pee
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me eight queens (homecoming)
Seven SEALs a-running, cis actors playing, her frozen sperm!
The world's strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?
And a safe place to take a pee
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me nine nuns affirming
Eight queens (homecoming), seven SEALs a-running, cis actors playing
Her frozen sperm!
The world's strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?
And a safe place to take a pee
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ten trans beers brewing
Nine nuns affirming, eight queens (homecoming), seven SEALs a-running
Cis actors playing, her frozen sperm!
The world's strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?
And a safe place to take a pee
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me eleven men a-birthing
Ten trans beers brewing, nine nuns affirming, eight queens (homecoming)
Seven SEALs a-running, cis actors playing, her frozen sperm!
The world's strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?
And a safe place to take a pee
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me twelve twins transitioning
Eleven men a-birthing, ten trans beers brewing, nine nuns affirming
Eight queens (homecoming), seven SEALs a-running, cis actors playing
Her frozen sperm!
The world's strongest dwarf, free surgery, more than two sexes?
And a safe place to take a pee