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Eye of Gates and toe of Soros, or McDavos

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IT has been pointed out that no fewer than 14 attendees at the recent World Economic Forum ‘Who Wants to be a Trillionaire?’ game show had surnames beginning with ‘Mc’, suggesting Scottish ancestry. Perhaps they were invited because of their legendary expertise in the dark arts to help formulate the next ‘safe and effective’ vaccine.

First McWefwitch: 

Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison’d entrails throw.
Schwab, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i’ the charmèd pot.

All:

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Second McWefwitch: 

Fillet of a Fattaturk,
Into the cauldron send the berk;
Eye of Gates and toe of Soros,
Wool of bat and tongue of Tedros,
Adder’s fork and Bourla’s brew
Sunak’s leg and stinky shrew,

To make more malevolent 

Add the spleen of Jeremy Hunt
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

All: 

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Third McWefwitch:

Tooth of Gove, scale of Sturgeon,
Witches’ mummy, head of gudgeon 
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark,
Hair of Trudeau shorn in the dark,
Liver of demented Biden,
Gall of Ursula Von der Leyen
Silver’d in the moon’s eclipse,
Nose of Bono and Javid’s lips,
Finger of birth-strangled son
Ditch-deliver’d by Macron,
Make the gruel thick with poison
Add there to it Gavin Newson,
For the garnish in our cauldron.

All:

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Second McWefwitch: 

Cool it with Freeland’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

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John Ellwood
John Ellwood
John is the father of four beautiful girls. He is the co-author of Steam Dreams and other interesting stories. He has generously donated his vaccine to the people of France. John is, thankfully, not knowingly related to Tobias Ellwood.

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