First I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate the Duke and Duchess of Sussex on their marriage on Saturday. It was a hoot.
I would also like to congratulate the feminists, for surely victory is theirs. They have worked themselves up from being revolutionary outsiders to part of The Firm, the most exclusive club on earth.
The Firm’s official website leaves us in now doubt that the Duchess is ‘proud to be a woman and a feminist’. And more power to her.
I like to think I always give credit where credit is due and as such we have to hand it to the feminists. Remember when feminism was the radical, revolutionary movement taking on the establishment? Now, the feminists are the establishment.
Indeed, feminism is so exclusive and elitist, it’s Royal. That is some achievement.