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Get togged, get tagged, get WEFWare!

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TCW Defending Freedom has learned that the UK Health Security Agency has teamed up with the VeryBestShanghaiNanoTechnoGarment Company and the Ministry of State Security of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea to develop WEFWare©, apparel suitable for citizens in the New World Order. The initiative is funded by the Gates Foundation and BlackRock Inc.  

Items under development include: 

The Comply Mask: In the New World Order, everyone will be equal. Garish masks that indicate individuality and subversion will not be permitted. The Comply Mask, emblazoned with the logo of the glorious World Economic Forum, is to be worn at all times.  

The Ecohat: The banning of energy providers using damaging fossil fuels and the resulting rationing of electricity will be offset by the Ecohat. Equipped with tiny solar panels and a small wind turbine, the Ecohat will produce electricity that can be stored in a small battery carried by the wearer.  

The more exercise the owner takes, the more power will accumulate. It is estimated that the electricity stored on a sunny and windy day will allow a small heater to operate for up to three minutes. Remember, ‘Save a Watt, Save a Walrus’. 

The Steppy Shoe: There will be no place for you in our wonderful NHS hospitals if you become sick and do not look after your health. The Steppy Shoe will send real-time data to your community controller about the number of steps you take each day.  

Those who take fewer than 5,000 steps per day will lose social credit points and will not have access to the services of the wonderful NHS. The Steppy Shoe will incentivise the wearer to stay healthy and compensate citizens for the confiscation of their personal vehicles. 

The Security Shock Sock: In the unlikely event of a member of the public exceeding their permitted public transport travel allowance, the Security Shock Sock will immediately send an electric shock through the legs of the wearer rendering them unable to proceed.  

Those incapacitated by the Security Shock Sock will be detained by the police and required to recover in a Health Camp for four weeks. The voltage used in the Security Shock Sock may cause infertility and permanent incapacitation, but has been approved by the Government’s Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency (MHRA). 

MediShirt/MediBlouse: Sponsored by Pfizer, the MediShirt/MediBlouse is suitable for people of all and every gender. The garments contain liftable patches below the shoulders on both arms to avoid delaying the wearer when receiving their weekly injection. Complementary liftable patches, available in the unisex MediJacket, will mean that injection times can be reduced to less than 30 seconds and distributed in a variety of locations. 

Traitor Tracker: All MediJackets will contain an integral Traitor Tracker, a mini camera that will use face recognition technology to track those who have not had their weekly injection, or who are suspected of thoughtcrime.  

Health Bracelets: These attractive accoutrements are to be worn at all times to help you monitor your location, injection status, and compliance component. At a glance you will be able to view your social credit score. An alarm will sound when your chip implant alerts the bracelet to an incoming subversive thought, or the desire to criticise pronouncements from official media. 

All the above will be available in a variety of colours (Lineker Black, Schwab Black, or Gates Black). However, those who fail to achieve a suitable social credit score will only be able to choose Gates Black. 

Some of these products are currently in beta testing phase and are available from www.CCPmerchandise.gov.cn. But sizes XXL, XXXL and XXXL Plus, which are more suited for those in Western countries, are still under development. 

When in full production, WEFWare© will be compulsory. It will remain the property of the state, and rental payments will be deducted from Universal Basic Income payments. 

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John Ellwood
John Ellwood
John is the father of four beautiful girls. He is the co-author of Steam Dreams and other interesting stories. He has generously donated his vaccine to the people of France. John is, thankfully, not knowingly related to Tobias Ellwood.

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