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How to dress your goat for yoga (no kidding)

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What about this new Goat Yoga (see below)?

But wait. Where do we get the gear?

You have to look the part. So does your goat.

I bet, once you look into it, the Nanny Goat Leotards are twice as expensive as those for the Billy Goats.

Which, naturally, will be the work of the hidden hand of The Patriarchy. And not the gullibility of the fashists and the predatory instincts of the merchandising managers of retailers (who are generally female).

There’s a reason they are called fashion victims. Because these are people of proven gullibility.

Still, the workings of the Patriarchy is a subject that’ll be keenly discussed by readers of Glumsnet.

Good, that’ll keep them away from damaging their children any further.

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Nick Booth
Nick Booth
Nick Booth is currently appearing at the Twitter Theatre as @OhthisbloodyPC. He is currently rehearsing for a production of @PleaseMindMyFeet on Instagram which he is taking on tour to the Royal College of Dermatology in a campaign to stop the frequent misdiagnoses of pyoderma gangrenosum. He’s also a technology writer.

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