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In the doghouse at Downing Street

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‘YOU naughty, naughty boy! Look at the mess you’ve made of this Cabinet Room! No, don’t give me that innocent, hangdog look – it won’t work any more. It’s not as if you haven’t been house-trained, and I’ve spent hours teaching you to stay, fetch and walk to heel. And look at the state of you! We’ll have to get you groomed soon, you look like a burst mattress. No, it’s no use you whining pathetically, you won’t get round me that way. Go on, get out of my sight – lie down and go to sleep. Yes, you may very well look at me with those big, soulful eyes. Oh, all right . . . you’re forgiven. Come over here to Mummy, you great softie. But you’ll have to behave in future and learn to do what I tell you, Boris – we’ve had enough trouble with Dilyn. Now, who wants his tummy tickled, then?’  

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Weaver Sheridan
Weaver Sheridan is an amateur local historian and wannabe best-selling novelist.

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