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Jane Kelly: Pied Piper Corbyn got the kids out of bed

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Strolling through Oxford with a friend last June, we were suddenly assailed by a fat youth with studs on his face who accused us of ruining his life. It took us a moment to realise he was referring to the result of the referendum the day before.

‘Your generation has destroyed our chances,’ he winged. ‘You have ruined my life.’ Before we had chance to reply he’d waddled quickly away. On our way back a young woman passing us, glanced up from her mobile and spat out the ‘C’ word at us.

It was a shock at the time, but in the months following our vote to leave the EU most of us have got used to young people blaming the older generation for being better off than they are. Once they accused their grandparents of ‘casual racism’,  but from last June to that was added the veniality of owning a home and drawing a pension. Naturally the young want all the goodies right away and they will say their lives are ruined if they are faced with deferred gratification.

Last night, shaped around the very crabbed, aged figure of Jeremy Corbyn that youthful resentment got its revenge.

No minister and no spokesmen are available on BBC Today for the first time in living history. Where are they all, talking or shouting at each other, or hiding under a Downing St bed? We have woken up to a different world.

We now have to learn to live with the silky malevolence of Lady Nugee, aka Emily Thornberry, the sinister detachment of John McDonnell and the infantile egotism of Jeremy Corbyn in his role of Pied Piper, leading the youth of Britain to sunny uplands.

The swing to Labour was higher wherever there were kids. The turnout went up where ever they were; where the turnout was up, Labour profited. In this election there was a 72 per cent turnout of 18-25- year-olds. Somehow Piper Corbyn’s campaign persuaded them to get out of bed and do something as boring as visiting a polling station, even if it was situated inside a church.

Owen Jones, spokesperson for the marching children, was cock-a-hoop.

‘I love this’ he tweeted. ‘Here’s to Britain’s young, you may have changed history.’

This morning he claimed it was the biggest shift in polling since Attlee, ‘an unprecedented surge in support. The young voted in great numbers and the young activists got the vote out.’

Let’s not forget that unlike Attlee, Corbyn lost; his results were worse than in 2010. But let’s not spoil the fairy story and his version does have a grain of truth; Corbyn has galvanised the nation’s slumbering youth and,  as Owen said,  provided, ‘an alternative to a stale policy offer,’  in favour of a new vision from the hard Left.

Like many a seducer of children, Corbyn brought this off by use of a juicy bribe; a gigantic Big Mac & fries, with supersize milkshake on the side in the form of £11 billion to cut university fees and £30 billion to repudiate student debt, all paid for by their middle class parents through tax.

The real story is, of course, much more grown up and difficult. ‘The rest of the EU see the UK as foolish and self-absorbed,’ said the defeated Nick Clegg sadly as he sloped away.

He was referring to the hard fact that we have to face 27 hostile EU nations in eleven days’ time in a greatly weakened state, hard Left Soft Brexit. If Clegg and our EU friends view us as enfeebled, they are right as we are now going to be pressured by the young and naive, the most narcissistic section of our society.

Only one man can save the children, and the rest of us from disappearing permanently under the hill – his strange frog face and incipient double chin appeared briefly last night like something beamed in from outer space: ‘It’s not what I wanted to do, but I will return,’ said Nigel Farage.

He’s not in Parliament and he will have to create a grass roots movement of activists similar to Corbyn’s. They will be mainly middle-aged, beer drinking, cynical, worldly wise, not given to gluten-free diets and sandal wearing, and they will be taxpayers. Like Corbyn and unlike poor wraiths like Mrs May, he can do it with charisma and aplomb because he has absolutely nothing to lose.

(Image: Funk Dooby)

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Jane Kelly
Jane Kelly
Jane Kelly was a journalist with the Daily Mail for fifteen years. She now writes for the Spectator and the Salisbury Review.

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