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Joey Barton v Woke United – it’s a walkover


IF YOU have been alienated from football by the sight of shirt pulling, ridiculous dives, petulant prima donnas and eye-watering salaries, I suggest that you tune in to the current Twitter grudge match featuring Joey Barton FC vs Woke United.

Barton, the product of a tough upbringing in Huyton, Liverpool, was a talented footballer who had difficulty curbing his aggression on and off the field. Fortunately, he has turned his belligerence and intelligence towards the virtue-signalling cultural Marxists who are destroying our heritage.

He is currently retired from football and has built up a massive following on Twitter with more than 2.8million followers.

The kick-off that led to his current onslaught on the goal of Woke was his remarks about the use of women who have been engaged to commentate on men’s football.

In referring to a black lady called Eni Aluko, he tweeted: ‘How is she even talking about Men’s football. She can’t even kick a ball properly. Your coverage of the game last night took it to a new low. 

Eni Aluko and Lucy Ward, the Fred and Rose West of football commentary.’ 

Of course, his hyperbole led to some attempted tackles and counter attacks by Woke. Their attempts were feeble. Gary Neville, the champagne socialist who was happy to take a million from Qatar, tried to support ITV’s denunciation of Barton by disingenuously attempting to associate his remarks with an attack on women who were involved with football in other ways.

His comments only spurred on Barton FC:

‘Shut up you f…… idiots. Keep them off the tele. They’re ruining the game for everyone of us. It’s what happens when you force under qualified, under prepared, tokenistic people onto us. I will be calling them all serial killers from now on. 

Every clip you f…… put out.

Told you, I don’t care anymore. We’ve all had enough of your ‘Woke’, ‘DEI’ bullshit.’

After teasing his opponents with some passing around the edge of their penalty area he attacked again.

‘On reflection, I feel I’ve been a tad harsh on Eni Aluko by comparing her to Rose West.

Had a bit of time to consider the impact of my words after ITV football’s big statement. 

She’s clearly in the Joseph Stalin/Pol Pot category. 

She’s murdered hundreds of thousands if not millions of football fans ears, in the last few years.

Meritocracy Rules.’

The game is still in its early stages. Barton is scoring goals at will. The Nevilles of the world are proving once more to be below-average defenders. The captain of Woke FC, Gary Lineker, has gone missing in action and has never troubled the Barton goal. Lanky full-back Jeremy Vine was the subject of a crunching tackle when Barton reminded the crowd that he had suggested that it might be a good idea to ‘hold people down and jab them by force’. 

To the irritation of Woke FC’s fans, Barton is now showboating and attacking all the shibboleths of their deranged culture. 

We can write and comment on our fate until the cows come home and nothing will change. We will win only when we put our heads above the parapet and refuse to comply with the evil that is being imposed by the parasites and their useful idiots. Our saviours will  come not from the military or the UniParty, they will be farmers, lorry drivers and those awakened by the likes of Barton FC.

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John Ellwood
John Ellwood
John is the father of four beautiful girls. He is, thankfully, not knowingly related to Tobias Ellwood. ‘My Dear Friends . . . ’ a compilation of many of John’s contributions to TCW Defending Freedom is available in paperback and on Kindle.

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