Following the recent spate of MPs who have felt it necessary to resign from the House, or to quit ministerial positions, TCW Defending Freedom has produced a handy letter template for others who may find themselves in a similar position.
Dear Prime Minister,
Following spurious allegations in the press concerning … (delete as appropriate)
excessive drinking
the use of class A drugs
money laundering
tax evasion
illegal sexual activities
GBH on colleagues / constituents / others (please specify)
theft
slavery
arson
… I feel it is in the best interests of the Government, and the country, that I resign from my position as (insert as required).
Should the allegations prove to be true, I will of course apologise profusely to you, my constituents and all concerned, for any upset that has resulted from my actions. I will also seek medical assistance to help me with my addiction / frailties / misdemeanours (delete as appropriate).
In these difficult times I want to assure you that you will continue to have my full backing in the House. I will not hesitate to support government policies to facilitate illegal immigration, implement Net Zero, impose the pharmaceutical-medical tyranny, give large sums of money to dubious foreign entities, provoke an increasingly dangerous European conflict, introduce the WEF’s New World Order and enlarge the burgeoning tax burden on individuals and business.
I am pleased to say that at this difficult time I have the steadfast support of my wife and children.
It has been the honour of my life to have served in Her Majesty’s Government.
Yours ever,