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Leftie Lunacy: Hair today, hijab tomorrow?

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L’Oreal’s new model with the fashionably aggressive stance on Israel

 

The scene: A strategy meeting at the cosmetics giant L’Oreal.

The agenda: To choose a figurehead for the latest hair-care products campaign.

First suggestion: Why not use Jennifer Aniston again? She’s got lovely luxuriant locks, and everyone knows her face.

No, comes a cry from the back. Jennifer is so, you know, yesterday. I vote for the British model Amena Khan. No one could ever find fault with her barnet because they can’t see it! She wears a hijab! And she’s got fashionably aggressive views about the Israelis, describing them in a blog as child murderers.

All present: ‘Brilliant! Sign her up!’

Thus we have a woman who covers her hair being paid large amounts to advertise shampoo. Because she’s worth it.

Coming next: Fashion for the taller man, by Ronnie Corbett; Tying a cravat my way, by Jeremy Corbyn; How to send those slimy Europeans packing, by Theresa May.

We await with interest a statement from L’Oreal on Amena’s virulent anti- Israel views but we note that her tweets on this matter have already been deleted ….

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