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Leftie Lunacy: Sort it out, Theresa!

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Three cheers for the doughty youngsters of Oregon who are suing President Trump because they are not happy about global warming.

Following their example we suggest legal action against Theresa May demanding government intervention on the following subjects:

Living for a long time makes you get old and die.

It always rains on a bank holiday.

‘Alternative’ comedians aren’t funny.

Too much alcohol gives you a headache the morning after.

Australia gets to celebrate New Year several hours before we do.

The person sitting next to you on the train won’t stop sniffing.

So-called seedless satsumas often have pips in.

England’s football team have not won the World Cup since 1966.

And our cricketers are rubbish.

There’s nothing good on the telly any more.

Eating too much makes you fat.

You vote for Brexit and nothing seems to happen.

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