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Leftie Lunacy: The Special Hairspray Service


The Special Air Service and Special Boat Service are said to be thinking of adapting their gruelling physical selection tests to give women a better chance. They would have lighter backpacks to carry over rough terrain and be given extra time to complete the process.
Why stop there? Why not arrange airlifts of essentials such as make-up, lip balm, hairspray, spare pantie-hose, prosecco and Belgian chocolate at key points along the assault course?
And of course change the SAS motto from ‘Who dares wins’ to ‘Who wins? Who cares, sweetie?’

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