Embarrassed eco loons are in disarray after scientists proved that eco cars are more polluting than normal ones.
Canadian scientists found that while some feel-good cars appear to be using less fossil fuels, they are actually worse for people’s health and the environment.
So before you start wrapping your car in hemp and fitting it with sandals, you need not worry.
And we thought these cars’ only risk to our health was their pious, self-righteous owners…
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