A Scotsman was arrested by police after publishing an obscene video involving his girlfriend’s dog.
The ‘obscenity’ in question? Markus Meechan had trained Buddha the pug to perform Nazi salutes upon hearing ‘Sieg Heil’.
No reasonable evidence suggests Mr Meechan wanted anything other than an elaborate method of antagonising his girlfriend, but to Scottish police he’s a contemptible man and certainly easier to catch than actual criminals.
If this is Nicola Sturgeon’s idea of giving Scotland’s villains a ruff time, she’s barking up the wrong tree…
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