Meanwhile, in Romania, a wife has ripped off her husband’s testicles during a row about International Women’s Day.
His crime? He forgot to buy his wife flowers for the ‘special’ day and refused to help with the housework. It’s good to know that in Romania feminism still means if you want to keep your balls, remember you’re the man and get the bloody flowers!
In ‘Remainia’, that is the rest of Western Europe, the worst that can happen to recalcitrant blokes is a metaphorical bollocking on Twitter.
The TCW team were left in stitches by this particular incident – as was the poor husband…