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Lefty Lunacy of the Day: Pull the other one. It’s got bells on

March 21, 2016

Scottish ‘education experts’ want to ban school bells because of the ‘distress’ they may cause to pupils.

Sally Cavers, director of the Holyrood-funded learning support service ‘Enquire’, has said that school bells cause “anxiety” and “sensory overload”.

What to replace them with? Suggestions include a flashing light and motivational or classical music intended to relax stressed youngsters. What about those with epilepsy or an irrational fear of Johann Sebastian Bach?

TCW recommends a burst of the bagpipes at full volume. That should keep the tartan troops in line.

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