Democracy has proven too hard to stomach for University of Nottingham academics, who have been offered “wellbeing workshops” to cope with “stress and anxiety” caused by Brexit.
Sulking snowflakes will enhance their “skills for resilience in response to the Brexit decision” by having half a day off work to sit in a room and moan about the grubby lower classes who upset them in June.
Guidance from another university advises academics that they may be suffering side effects associated with grief such as shock, denial, depression and anger.
TCW’s advice to young students would be to avoid these precious dons and their juvenile tantrums.
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