Londoners are used to TfL ruining their lives with delayed trains and frequent strike threats. Rick Footman of Blackpool (250 miles from TfL’s jurisdiction) is perhaps less so.

Today’s Fat Controller is demanding that Mr Footman change the name and logo of his electrical shop, “The Tube Station”, or they will sue him.

Does TfL employ people to look for unofficial use of their logo? Did someone’s tube journey take them to Blackpool by accident? Will YouTube be pursued next?

TfL should spend more time dealing with lefty union shop stewards rather than northern shop owners.

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