Vegans are so furious that the new five pound note contains a miniscule amount of animal fat that they want it banned.
These people, who are mostly found wearing sandals, riding bicycles and with greasy eco-hair, are upset that the resilient new plastic polymer note contains small amounts of tallow.
They are heroically led by a Cumbrian called Doug who has managed to get 13,500 people to sign a petition.
TCW has one tip for these precious loons, which ensures that everyone else can keep using their new fivers – don’t eat the bloody things.
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