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Lefty Lunacy: Vegans want to ban five pound notes


Vegans are so furious that the new five pound note contains a miniscule amount of animal fat that they want it banned.

These people, who are mostly found wearing sandals, riding bicycles and with greasy eco-hair, are upset that the resilient new plastic polymer note contains small amounts of tallow.

They are heroically led by a Cumbrian called Doug who has managed to get 13,500 people to sign a petition.

TCW has one tip for these precious loons, which ensures that everyone else can keep using their new fivers – don’t eat the bloody things.

(Image: Howard Lake)

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Edited by Kathy Gyngell

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