IN THE last few weeks I have highlighted some media narratives. This is where the media gently, and not so gently, nudge you to throw out your tumble dryer, and feed your kids bugs, to save both the planet and your budget. Conveniently, the two are linked.
The latest media agenda is to encourage you to eat cheap pasta. Why is that so bad, you might ask? Well, dear reader, it is part of the dastardly plan by the Elite to kill you. OK, well maybe not all of them and perhaps that is not their explicit intention but it could be the real consequence of you chowing down endless amounts of white spaghetti. At least the bugs have protein, but the white spaghetti that you can rustle up for 30p for five people – I’d stay well away from that.
We have also been informed by our great and worthy media (the same media that demanded lockdown) that the lockdowns contributed to serious illness in children. The Times says: ‘Lockdown triggered an outbreak of hepatitis in young children because restrictions prevented them from developing immunity to common viruses, research suggests.
‘About 268 children in the UK have been struck down by acute hepatitis – sudden inflammation of the liver – this year and more than 1,000 cases have been reported worldwide. Four in ten of the UK cases have required intensive care and 12 have needed lifesaving liver transplants.’
We knew already that for a very large number of children, lockdown was a disaster for their education and development.
This week we were also informed that women have greatly reduced the amount of exercise they take because of the lockdowns. The Times again: ‘Almost half of the female population does no regular exercise after many women gave up sport during lockdown, according to a survey. One in three women in Britain said that their physical health had deteriorated over the past 12 months.’ Two in five women said that they dropped the habit of exercising during the pandemic and were finding it difficult to restart. One in seven said they had stopped exercising completely. ‘The findings will add to concerns that the pandemic has caused lasting damage to the nation’s health, with inactivity contributing to obesity, disease and mental health problems.’ For pandemic, read lockdown. The gift that keeps on killing.
As well as stopping us exercising, the lockdown has triggered the cost of living crisis. Which brings me back to the ‘let them eat cheap pasta’ craze. As inflation soars we have to stop eating meat and start eating bowls of white spaghetti. Here is a recipe that costs only 85p a head. What joy! The Sun is also at it.
The problem with the cheap spaghetti is that white pasta will spike your blood sugar, wreck your liver and eventually make you fat. In addition, if you no longer take regular exercise you will be both fat and depressed. Then you will die from liver failure, or perhaps cancer, but happily this will reduce your carbon footprint to zero. Which was the plan all along.
This is why we must keep a careful eye on media narratives. Viewing everything in isolation is a mistake – this is what The Elite and their media friends want you to do. It is only by joining the dots and spotting the trends that you begin to think or realise that indeed the Elite want to kill us. If they don’t get us outright with the dodgy mNRA jabs, they’ll get us by trashing our lifestyle.
So do yourself a favour – walk to the butcher’s and buy you and your family some decent meat. Enjoy.