Hold the phone, hold the phone! Brand new news just in! Theresa May has called for an independent and transparent investigation into Israeli use of lethal force against Palestinian protesters, some of whom were violent, at the Gaza border this week.
Prime Minister May was giving a joint press conference with that great defender of democracy, President Erdogan of Turkey, who is on a three-day visit to Britain.
There is absolutely nothing in the world that Theresa May likes more than calling for a nice inquiry. We should probably call her Inquiry May.
The UN will probably carry out its own investigation into what happened in Gaza, so for once the UK taxpayer will be spared the burden. However, I have no doubt there will be another incident that has May calling for yet another inquiry soon enough.