Are you hanging up your passport on the wall?
It’s the time that every civil servant has a ball
Does he ride a ministerial car?
Does it ton-up down Whitehall?
Do the mandarins keep him sober through it all?

[Chorus:]
So here it is, Merry Brexit
Nobody’s having fun
Look to the future now
The row’s only just begun

Are you waiting for the Corbyn to arrive?
Are you sure you’ve got room for a Jihadist inside?
Does Theresa always tell you
That a bad deal is the best?
Then she’s up there and Remaining with the rest

[Chorus:]
So here it is, Merry Brexit
Nobody’s having fun
Look to the future now
The row’s only just begun

What will your daddy do
When he sees your PM kissing Jean-Claude Juncker?
Aaah ah aaah aahh

Are you hanging up your passport on the wall?
Are you hoping that the pound will start to fall?
Do you ride on down through Brussels
In a mess that you have made?
When you land upon your head
Then you’ve been ‘Slade’

So here it is, Merry Brexit
Everybody’s having fun
Look to the future now
The row’s only just begun
So here it is, Merry Brexit
Everybody’s having fun
(It’s Remain!)
Look to the future now
The row’s only just begun . . .