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Nein, Agent Smarmy-Pants, you cannot COP out!


TCW Defending Freedom has seen a leaked copy of an email from Klaus Schwab to the British Prime Minister (aka Agent Smarmy-Pants). 

Donner und blitzen! 

Ich bin wütend!  

I could not believe my ears ven I vas told you vould not be attending ze climate meeting in Sharm-el-Sheikh zis month. I thought it vas some sort of a joke zat you Engleesh think you are so good at. 

As Agent Whiny Brat-Doom Goblin would say: ‘How dare you?’ 

Read this carefully, you dummkopf!  

YOU ARE GOING TO ATTEND THE COP27 Meeting in Egypt this month.  

Haff I made myself clear, or do you vant me to make sure you vill be eating kangaroo intestines like das Schweinehund Hancock for the rest of your pathetic life? 

All Agents of our great organisation are required to attend zis meeting. Agent Petite Pois (Macron), Agent Brain Dead (Biden), Agent Blackface (Trudeau), Agent Dyke (Rutte) vill all be attending. Even the useless lump of lard Agent Pudding (Johnson) has been instructed to go.  

I note zat you say zat your new King is not going. Ha, ha, ha! Vatch vis space…. 

I should not haff to tell you zat dese meetings are critical to take forward ze glorious Great Reset? If de sheep are not constantly reminded zat they must submit to their masters and ze experts, they vill start to think for themselves. They haff to be kept in a constant state of panic! 

I haff no need to remind you zat ze very reason you are where you are is because I put you there. Ven you disobey my commands, remember vot has happened to the gibbering wreck zat is Frau Truss. Perhaps zat vill concentrate your tiny mind. 

You vill also need to make faster progress on ze Digital Currency. Speak viv Agent Dyke. Ze Netherlands are showing you vot must be done. 

You are allowed a brief celebration viv ze other Agents now that da Silva (Agent Beard) has conquered Brazil, but zis is not a time for complacency.  

Enjoy ze snorkelling in ze Red Sea but remember zat ve are more deadly than ze sharks!  

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha haaa … ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa … Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha haaa … 

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John Ellwood
John Ellwood
John is the father of four beautiful girls. He is, thankfully, not knowingly related to Tobias Ellwood. ‘My Dear Friends . . . ’ a compilation of many of John’s contributions to TCW Defending Freedom is available in paperback and on Kindle.

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