The CIA monitored this message from an ISIS commander:

‘My fellow Jihadis, I have good news and bad news.

‘Bad news first: we’ve lost the eastern border, the Russians are closing in and Hafiz Khan was killed by a drone.

‘The good news: I’m now top of Croydon Council’s housing list.’



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