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Only Joking! Good news and bad news for ISIS fans


The CIA monitored this message from an ISIS commander:

‘My fellow Jihadis, I have good news and bad news.

‘Bad news first: we’ve lost the eastern border, the Russians are closing in and Hafiz Khan was killed by a drone.

‘The good news: I’m now top of Croydon Council’s housing list.’

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Nick Booth
Nick Booth
Nick Booth is currently appearing at the Twitter Theatre as @OhthisbloodyPC. He is currently rehearsing for a production of @PleaseMindMyFeet on Instagram which he is taking on tour to the Royal College of Dermatology in a campaign to stop the frequent misdiagnoses of pyoderma gangrenosum. He’s also a technology writer.

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