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No Chance Australia Fair

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TCW Defending Freedom understands that the Commonwealth of Australia is to replace its National Anthem, Advance Australia Fair. The new anthem isentitled No Chance Australia Fair.

Australians no more rejoice
For once we were young and free
We had golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in nature’s gifts
But we don’t really care
We’ve given it all to the CCP
No chance Australia Fair
In mournful strains then let us sing
No chance Australia Fair.

Guided by our tinpot tyrants
We’ll toil with heart and hands
To make this huge prison of ours
renowned of all the lands
For we have come from across the seas
To cower and oppress
In fear let us all combine
No chance Australia Fair
In mournful strains then let us sing
No chance Australia Fair.

Australians who cause us pain
We’ll release the pepper spray
Don’t dare come if you are ill
Or want to tennis play
We’ll lock up natives who avoid the jab
‘Cause that’s the way we are
Together we’ll all acclaim
No chance Australia Fair
In mournful strains then let us sing
No chance Australia Fair.

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John Ellwood
John Ellwood
John is the father of four beautiful girls. He is the co-author of Steam Dreams and other interesting stories. He has generously donated his vaccine to the people of France. John is, thankfully, not knowingly related to Tobias Ellwood.

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