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Only joking: Spare a thought for Emma and the jet set


PEOPLE criticise the private plane protesters like Bono and Emma Thompson.

But we don’t understand the awful conditions they toil under.

Bono is forced to move his money into tax havens. (He must miss his babies so much!)

Emma Thompson sometimes has to come back to Britain to save us from ourselves, even though we’re a miserable grey island of cake-eaters.

Both Bono and Thomson are modern-day martyrs forced to fly in for their photo opportunities.

They’re the Suffer-A-Jet set.

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Nick Booth
Nick Booth
Nick Booth is currently appearing at the Twitter Theatre as @OhthisbloodyPC. He is currently rehearsing for a production of @PleaseMindMyFeet on Instagram which he is taking on tour to the Royal College of Dermatology in a campaign to stop the frequent misdiagnoses of pyoderma gangrenosum. He’s also a technology writer.

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