PEOPLE criticise the private plane protesters like Bono and Emma Thompson.

But we don’t understand the awful conditions they toil under.

Bono is forced to move his money into tax havens. (He must miss his babies so much!)

Emma Thompson sometimes has to come back to Britain to save us from ourselves, even though we’re a miserable grey island of cake-eaters.

Both Bono and Thomson are modern-day martyrs forced to fly in for their photo opportunities.

They’re the Suffer-A-Jet set.

If you appreciated this article, perhaps you might consider making a donation to The Conservative Woman. Our contributors and editors are unpaid but there are inevitable costs associated with running a website. We receive no independent funding and depend on our readers to help us, either with regular or one-off payments. You can donate here. Thank you.