PEOPLE criticise the private plane protesters like Bono and Emma Thompson.
But we don’t understand the awful conditions they toil under.
Bono is forced to move his money into tax havens. (He must miss his babies so much!)
Emma Thompson sometimes has to come back to Britain to save us from ourselves, even though we’re a miserable grey island of cake-eaters.
Both Bono and Thomson are modern-day martyrs forced to fly in for their photo opportunities.
They’re the Suffer-A-Jet set.
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