I HOPE you are all coping with the loss of confidence in Britain’s sofa-led government.
I must admit I had no idea how important Phillip Schofield’s sex life was to our constitution.
Where do we, as a nation, go from here?
Will Holly Willoughby be the next casualty?
Will there be an interim administration, run by Dermot O’Leary and Alison Hammond?
Which new leaders will be acceptable to our new puppetmasters in the civil service?
And why on earth are these clowns paid so much deference?