RESPONDING to Laura Perrins and Kathy Gyngell: We called it right on irresponsible, feckless Boris Johnson, Snoffle the Greyhound wrote:
Tackled the BBC? Of course not.
Closed down the corrupt Electoral Commission? Perish the thought.
Evicted thousands of equality and diversity parasites from the public sector? He would rather die.
Reined in public spending? You’re having a laugh.
Fixed a straightforward problem like dinghy-borne terrorists? Never!
Scrapped the iniquitous WA? He may have called it a tvrd, but he never meant it.
Taken down our corrupt leftist judges? It never occurred to him.
Booted out Miss Dick and sorted the management of the police? Not on your nelly.
Boris Johnson – he huffed, and he puffed, and then he huffed some more.