Reader’s Comment: An alternative, gender-neutral Tube map

In response to Lefty Lunacy: London Underground goes gender neutral, Bik Byro wrote:

Cockfosters Tube station is to be renamed "Non gender specific genitalia fosters".

Seven Sisters Tube station is to be renamed "Seven Gender fluid Siblings".

Dollis Hill is to be renamed "Gender-neutral toys in neither pink nor blue Hill".

Earl’s Court will now become "Member of nobility who should be taxed and have their land confiscated Court".

And Blackfriars will be "Person of ethnic descent friars".

I hope you will all agree this will make for a much saner world.


  • grandpa1940

    Shepherd’s Bush Person herding Sheep’s Bush

    Royal Oak Commoners’ Large Tree

    King’s Cross Out-of-Date Hereditary Ruler’s Cross

    Arsenal Disarmament Stadium

    • Busy Mum

      Cross? Crescent, surely!

      • grandpa1940

        Busy Mum,

        Missed that one. Humblest apologies.

        • Busy Mum

          All is forgiven, in keeping with the cross 🙂

    • JabbaPapa

      Tottenham Court Road shall become Tottenhalaltofu Sharia Tribunal Road

  • Don’t forget Oppressorchapel, Racistchapel, Privilegechapel, Colonialchapel, Murdererchapel, and Imperialistchapel…… currently called Whitechapel.

  • White City needs renaming to simply to reflect the truth, not for any politically correct reason.

    • AngularMerkilled

      BNPcity

      • Not quite what I had in mind. As my first word of choice would be non-PC, “Multi-racial City” would probably have to do, or even perhaps return it to its original name of “Wood Lane”.

        • JabbaPapa

          Wood Lane

          ooo-eerrrr, well that would certainly be gay-friendly enough darling !!

  • Bik Byro

    And “Baker who must make any cake design Street”

    • Harley Quin

      Including one celebrating homosexual ‘marriage’ if asked.

      • Bik Byro

        that was the one I had in the back of my mind lol

  • AngularMerkilled

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Racistchapel Underground station. Please mind the gap between your face and the acid hurled by the cismale muslim who has nothing to do with islam

  • John Shakespeare

    But of course Mornington Crescent needs no amendment.

  • guestwho2

    I remain surprised that West Ham station has not been targeted for destruction by its own inhabitants.

    • Sargv

      They translate it as “Western Pigs”, so that’s all right.

  • Axl

    Barking should be renamed Psychosocial Difficulty.

  • Carbonari1848

    Clapham Common renamed to Booham Common
    Imperial Wharf renamed to Sincere-and-Humble-Apologies-for-Our-Colonialist-Past Wharf
    Richmond Park renamed to Wealth-Redistributed-According-To-Need-mond Park
    Honour Oak Park renamed to Honour Killing Park

  • Bosanova

    Parsons Green to become Imams Green. I’ll let the apostrophe zealots debate spelling.

  • Dominic Stockford

    Gospel Oak (London Overground) to be re-named Koranic Oak….