In response to Nick Booth: Pity poor Emily, cursed with lovely legs and no trousers, PierrePendre wrote:

If you ever decide to go trans, Nick, (which God forbid) you’ll certainly have all the moves needed to succeed nailed in advance. Feminine wiles have no secrets from you.

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