In response to Gary Oliver: London’s burning – fetch the equality auditors, Boiled Frog wrote:
Due to the wonderful trans revolution sweeping our happy island Dany will soon be able to square the circle in the most inclusive way!
We will of course soon have the option of six foot hairy-arsed door-kicking men who identify as ladies hoisting us aloft and carrying us with pride from the building.
Back at the station, with mascara repaired and seams suitably straightened, they can crochet a mean fire-blanket whilst providing a safe haven for the ‘LGBT Community’.
And as the late Kenny Everett would have said: ‘It’s all done in the best possible taste!’