In response to Michael St George: Who will rid us of this perfidious Prime Minister?, Oaknash wrote:
Please, any Conservative party members out there reading this – now is the time to put country before party (as it always should have been) and ditch this selfish, treacherous, anti-democratic euro quisling.
As an extra inducement I am willing to offer my pet goldfish ‘Colin’ as a short term PM replacement until you manage to elect a Tory PM who actually gives a stuff about democracy and what the electorate want.
I am very close to Colin and his understanding of international negotiation tactics is way above the current incumbent at No 10 and he comes with his own tank.
PS he doesn’t like bratwurst or coq au vin.