In response to The Conservative Woman: A Warehouse of Parliament,
Colonel Mustard wrote:
They could erect a big circus tent somewhere. There must be plenty of those available now and it would be most appropriate. Mrs Proudie of Barchester replied:
A circus tent would, I think, be the most appropriate. It could be emblazoned ‘Boris Johnson’s Big Top’ or something like that. In all seriousness, spending vast sums of public money on a place of work is not acceptable. An existing conference hall would do just as well. Colonel Mustard replied:
Yes, the speaker could use a big old-fashioned car horn instead of shouting ‘Order!’ and Ministers could be conveyed into the tent in cars from which the doors fall off.