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Scamdemic Reduplicant


Helter skelter

All must shelter

Lockdown Hard and Fast

‘Just two weeks’, they told a belter

Surely for years this cannot last

For NHS we’re Happy-Clappy

For optics, theatrics, wear face-nappy

Haste makes waste and waste makes money

Pretty Penny is the point of pricey PPE.

High-jinks corruption,

The high and mighty

Profiteer off poor old Blighty

Biggus Dickus, laughing stock

Naughty boy, Matt Hancock

Hanky Panky, fall from grace

Hugger Mugger

He did hug her

But Candid Camera caught baby face

Carry-On Professor Ferguson

Conjures Gloom and Doom

Day job, screw the populace

Breaks the rules for intercourse

‘Ding Dong! Nothing Wrong!’

Sneaks guest into bedroom

Humpty Dumpty our PM numpty

Promotes a witch’s brew

Goal is fixed, it’s all been planned

For you and you and you.

Double double, toil and trouble

Harum scare ‘em senseless

Isolate them in a bubble

Distress ‘till they’re defenceless

Then eye of newt and wool of bat

Inject unwitting patients

Hurry scurry lest they worry

‘Bout money-making patents


Take the jabbies

Or selfish prols are we 

Beware the Jabber, Jabbertalk

They’re Slithy Toves, the selfless Goves

Beware the Powers That Be

Hunky dory

Control the story

Censor hoi polloi

While Morlock’s passports

To enslavement

Summon our Eloi

Hocus Pocus

Panic’s Bogus

They’ve spoiled our country rotten

On Judgement Day, He’ll have his way

Let us pray, God Rot Them.

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Pseudonym de Plume has a background in psychology and academic research.

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