Helter skelter
All must shelter
Lockdown Hard and Fast
‘Just two weeks’, they told a belter
Surely for years this cannot last
For NHS we’re Happy-Clappy
For optics, theatrics, wear face-nappy
Haste makes waste and waste makes money
Pretty Penny is the point of pricey PPE.
High-jinks corruption,
The high and mighty
Profiteer off poor old Blighty
Biggus Dickus, laughing stock
Naughty boy, Matt Hancock
Hanky Panky, fall from grace
Hugger Mugger
He did hug her
But Candid Camera caught baby face
Carry-On Professor Ferguson
Conjures Gloom and Doom
Day job, screw the populace
Breaks the rules for intercourse
‘Ding Dong! Nothing Wrong!’
Sneaks guest into bedroom
Humpty Dumpty our PM numpty
Promotes a witch’s brew
Goal is fixed, it’s all been planned
For you and you and you.
Double double, toil and trouble
Harum scare ‘em senseless
Isolate them in a bubble
Distress ‘till they’re defenceless
Then eye of newt and wool of bat
Inject unwitting patients
Hurry scurry lest they worry
‘Bout money-making patents
Heebie-Jeebies
Take the jabbies
Or selfish prols are we
Beware the Jabber, Jabbertalk
They’re Slithy Toves, the selfless Goves
Beware the Powers That Be
Hunky dory
Control the story
Censor hoi polloi
While Morlock’s passports
To enslavement
Summon our Eloi
Hocus Pocus
Panic’s Bogus
They’ve spoiled our country rotten
On Judgement Day, He’ll have his way
Let us pray, God Rot Them.
