OK people, I’m going to keep this quick and I’m going to keep this simple. You believe the no confidence vote in Prime Minister Theresa May taking place later makes this Judgment Day. You are wrong. We are not even out of the first film in the Terminator series, let alone on to the great sequel – Terminator 2: Judgment Day.

Theresa May will win the vote and she will stay on as Prime Minister. That is because, as I have said before, she is the Terminator and nothing can take her down.

This is the part where Theresa May rises from the flaming wreckage. The Flaming Wreckage represents our constitutional order, Sarah Connor stars as the Brexiteers and poor Kyle Reese stars as the rest of the public.

We did it, Kyle, says Sarah, believing the Terminator has been terminated. We got it! No, you most certainly did not.

Sarah screaming No! on seeing this creature make its impossible comeback speaks for us all. Theresa May will be opening her Christmas presents in 10 Downing Street. You can take that to the bank.

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