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The Army deserves better than this spiteful book


THERE is a new much-hyped book called The Changing of the Guard by Simon Akam which investigates the British Army since 9/11. 

Hurrah. One of the more interesting questions about the British Army is how it transformed from the formidable entity that triumphed in the First Gulf War (where it was a peer of the US Army) and defeated the IRA (in the world’s longest and most successful counter-insurgency campaign) into a less-than-reliable ally that failed in Iraq and Afghanistan. 

Certainly, the Iraq debacle was guaranteed by the political failure to plan for the post-Saddam stabilisation and handover. The victors of the Troubles should have made it clear to the Prime Minister that the deployed forces in Iraq were a fraction of what was required. (In Northern Ireland there were never fewer than 10,000 soldiers, plus the 10,000 of the Ulster Defence Regiment, plus a reliable constabulary and a smattering of special forces. The Irish speak English, have a similar culture, and the combined strength of the terrorists was under 2,000 with relatively limited weaponry). The same argument could have been made about Afghanistan.

Of course, it is for politicians to instruct the Armed Forces and having received an instruction to go to war no general can say ‘No, Prime Minister.’ But the generals should, and perhaps did, point out the limitations of what Tommy Atkins can achieve in some foreign field. 

The publication of Akam’s book led me to hope that at last someone had addressed this. And that someone was potentially credible; like the BBC’s Mark Urban (and me for that matter – although I went on to become a regular officer) the author completed a gap year commission in an armoured regiment, so he had some chance of understanding the culture and ethos of the Army and its soldiers.

Sadly it misses this mark. By miles. Which would be acceptable if it had another useful aim and achieved that, but it doesn’t.

What we have is a wide range of snippets and anecdotes (to be fair, extensively referenced). But there is no sense of purpose. It opens with a rambling account of one tank commander’s remarkable performance on an exercise in Canada, shifts to episodes from the invasion of Iraq, subsequent operations there and then Afghanistan. There are occasional glimpses of the book that it could have been (or the one that needs writing), for example when Akam considers the impact of the restructuring of infantry regiments on the morale of soldiers in theatre or in his investigation of the sudden transfer of airborne troops into an armoured division immediately prior to the Iraq invasion. But the glimpses are superficial.

Akam identifies the challenge that leaked documents, combat memoirs and camera footage can create for both the Army and the historian. But this descends into regurgitation of the discussion of the Bravo Two Zero controversy (yawn) and then becomes a dissertation on the concept of ‘ally’ (a soldiers’ expression – sometimes ironic – of whether soldiers or kit look tough and hard). He identifies the massive shortfalls in the equipment procurement programmes but gives no consideration as to why they exist.

I don’t think Simon Akam enjoyed his time as an officer; perhaps this book may be some sort of revenge therapy for him. His own tale is one of the threads meandering through the pages and he is waspish about some individuals and regiments. Here I must declare an interest: many of those he targets are my contemporaries, acquaintances or friends, and I was in one of the regiments that he disdains, although not in the timeframe. He is surprised that senior officers know each other and have served together multiple times. Why? It’s inevitable in a small army. He does not like the style of some regiments – but who is he to judge? He asserts that marines found the appearance of some cavalry officers hilarious, but chooses not to share that those who fought with them were so impressed that they invited them to wear marine insignia.

The confused narrative reaches no conclusion. Akam makes no suggestions as to how matters might be improved or even what could have been done differently, he just oozes bile and spite. He mocks the polished shoes of Army officers coming to talk to him (no doubt over a drink at their expense) in the Army and Navy Club, where he takes pleasure in ‘stretching the jacket and tie dress code to the limit’. He recounts asking the brilliant history teacher who first interested him in the Army how he felt about influencing so many of his pupils to join, and thus go to war.

This is that rare thing, a book which would have been better not written. That would have given Akam something better to do for five years. Selling the Big Issue perhaps.

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Patrick Benham-Crosswell
Patrick Benham-Crosswell
Patrick Benham-Crosswell is a former Army officer who has spent the last 30 years in commerce. He is the author of Net Zero: The Challenges, Costs and Consequences of the UK's Zero Emission Ambition. He has a substack here.

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