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The Covid Creed


WE believe in Covid19, the all-deadly,

Destroyer of worlds;

And in Lockdowns, our saviour,

Which were conceived by the scientists 

And enforced by Boris Johnson,

Who suffered in an ICU

Almost dead and buried.

On the third day he rose again

And shuffled off to Chequers.

He is seated at the right hand of Cummings.

A Second Wave will come

To judge the drinkers and the beach crowds.

I believe in ‘the Science’,

The Imperial College modelling,

The social distancing of the saints,

The wearing of masks,

The need for a vaccine,

And a life of new normal.


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David Matcham
David Matcham
David is a delivery driver with a PhD in Philosophy, and is married with two young children .

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