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The Covid Gang – where are they now?

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OUR readers are well aware of the lies, distortions and manipulation which have become commonplace during the past three years. During the greater part of this period, the Gang of Six were a constant presence on our televisions and in other media. They relentlessly instilled fear into the soul of the nation, brought devastation to the economy and urged the public to take part in an experimental drug trial. Recently most of the Gang have kept a low profile. TCW Defending Freedom has tracked down these miscreants and  discovered their current habitats.

Professor Chris Whitty

For months the people of Britain hung on his every word as this man stood solemnly behind a socially distanced podium in Downing Street. Each twitch of his normally impassive face was analysed for clues about the development of the deadly pandemic.

We can exclusively reveal that since those halcyon days, the Professor has been employed as ‘The Ghoul’ at the London Dungeon. Unearthly screams of terror are to be heard when ‘The Ghoul’ pops out in front of unwary visitors as they navigate the ‘Laboratory of Terror’. Whitty seldom leaves his place of work, and then only for a few minutes in the dead of night. Reporters from TCW caught up with him on one of his nocturnal rambles. Asked for a comment he kept repeating, in a low murmur, ‘Next slide please’.

Sir Patrick Vallance

The dapper Sir Patrick was the person who most often accompanied ‘The Ghoul’ on a podium. He became a great advocate for the experimental gene therapies and this had nothing to do with his significant shareholding in GSK, a leading pharmaceutical company involved in vaccine research and development.

Sir Patrick was so impressive as an advocate of lockdowns and injections that he was asked to devote his considerable intellect to help the government control the climate. 

Following his delivery of perfect weather, it is expected that he will be asked to persuade Presidents Putin and Xi to abandon their nuclear arsenals. And ensure that the England football team win all future World Cups.

Professor Neil Ferguson 

The man who was largely responsible for the imposition of Chinese-style totalitarianism in the early days of the so-called pandemic has been quietly promoted by Imperial College, but only on condition that he stays in the basement and upgrades his Amstrad CPC 464 to an Amstrad CPC 664 and learns to code. His new computer was financed by Bill Gates, who was a friend and associate of the paedophile monster Jeffrey Epstein.

The Professor’s latest prediction is that Wales will win the World Cup, beating Iran 7-0 in the final.

Professor Susan Michie

Susan, the glamourpuss of Sage and Independent Sage, has tried to pursue a new career as an actress. Unfortunately, she was deemed too scary for the part of Cruella de Vil in the remake of The 101 Dalmatians, and too evil for the role as Rosa Klebb in a new version of From Russia with Love

Susan is a prominent member of the Islington Millionaires Communist Commune who advise the millionaires in the Chinese Communist Party on tactics to deal with reactionary peasants and wage-slave factory workers.

Matt Hancock

The self-obsessed mountebank who deserted his wife and children for the actress Gina Lollobrigida was the politician most closely associated with the lockdown tyranny. When he was not given a position in Sunak’s government, he reverted to type by deserting his constituents to appear in a television show watched by imbeciles.

It is understood that he will continue to entrench his reputation as an unashamed moron by next appearing in Love Island.

It is rumoured that his ultimate career goal is to become the account manager for Midazolam.

‘Boris’ Johnson

The ‘lovable rogue’ and inveterate liar has rarely been seen since his unceremonious ousting as Prime Minister. He has, however, been active on the speaking circuit to pay for the upkeep of his various children and his wife’s taste in wallpaper. 

Johnson increasingly suffers from a syndrome known as Oral Dysmorphia. Those afflicted by it say random words, often with apparent conviction and fervour, but leaving the listener with no idea of their meaning. His most recent speaking engagement, for which he earned a reputed $5million, was to the Federation of Beyond Meat Burger Bar Franchisees, in Tumbleweed, Oklahoma. 

Johnson and his wife are supporters of Net Zero, a policy which is largely responsible for the exorbitant cost of energy and the likely premature deaths of tens of thousands of people this winter.

The fact that none of the Gang of Six is behind bars attests to the destruction of our democracy, the abdication of accountability and the corruption in the heart of the establishment.

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John Ellwood
John Ellwood
John is the father of four beautiful girls. He is, thankfully, not knowingly related to Tobias Ellwood. ‘My Dear Friends . . . ’ a compilation of many of John’s contributions to TCW Defending Freedom is available in paperback and on Kindle.

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