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The Grand Old Duke of Wagner

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Oh, the grand old Duke of Wagner,
He had ten thousand men,
He marched ’em north to the Moskva ringroad,
And he marched them south again.

And when they were up they were up,
And when they were down they were down,
And when they were only half way there,
They were neither up nor down.

Oh, the grand old Duke of Wagner,
He had ten thousand men,
Who won’t be with him in Belarus,
They’ll be scattered up and down.

And when he was south he was south,
And when he was north he was north,
But when he was only half way there,
His vodka fuel ran down.

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Nick Martinek
Nick Martinek
Nick Martinek is retired from a career in machinery design and development, (sometimes) enjoying the company of his children and grandchildren.

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