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The Green List Song

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AMID disappointment at some of the less than exotic destinations – such as the Falklands and South Georgia – on the new ‘green list’ of 12 countries where Britons will be allowed to take a holiday without quarantining on return, we offer a pick-me-up singalong for the journey . . .   

Let’s take a boat to South Georgia
We’ll fight our way through the squall
Stay in a container?  

It’s a no-brainer
Let’s get away from it all
Let’s take a trip to South Sandwich  

No need to come back at all
After we’ve rowed in  

Nine months we’ll be snowed in
Let’s get away from it all

Let us survey St Helena  

What’s there to do? B****r all
Poor lonely old Boney
Was there on his owny  

Let’s get away from it all

Chorus:  

We’ll travel at pace to every place
No matter how costly the fare
But you must be told  

You’ll face wet and cold
You won’t wish you were there
  

Let’s visit Tristan da Cunha
Where the waves roll in 50ft tall  

Stuck in mid-Atlantic  

We’ll just go frantic  

Let’s get away from it all  

Maybe we’ll look at Ascension  

Where Darwin once made a landfall  

But our natural selection  

Would incline to rejection   

Let’s get away from it all  

Let’s fly on down to the Falklands  

In Stanley we’ll have a ball  

But it would be annoying  

To see Argies deploying  

Let’s get away from it all  

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Weaver Sheridan
Weaver Sheridan is an amateur local historian and wannabe best-selling novelist.

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