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The vaccine prick


MY expression is so snooty 

My smug face you could stab 

Yes, I’m quite insufferable 

For I have had the jab 

It was painful somewhat 

And it left a little scab 

But now I feel superior 

For I have had the jab 

No dodgy stuff from China  

Or Russia or Punjab 

I got good old AstraZeneca 

The day I had the jab 

I wear proudly like a medal 

(It really looks quite fab) 

The sticker that they gave me 

To show I’ve had the jab 

Now I’m condescending 

When with my pals I gab 

Try not to be too scared, chaps 

One day you’ll have the jab 

Everyone who sees me 

Side-scuttles like a crab,  

They now know not to mess with 

A bloke who’s had the jab 

As all around us flounder, 

The future we will grab 

The invulnerable, the new elite 

We folk who’ve had the jab 

But what’s this? It’s an email 

A message from the lab 

My vaccine batch was faulty 

And, er, I haven’t had the jab. 

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Weaver Sheridan
Weaver Sheridan
Weaver Sheridan is a wannabe best-selling novelist, one of his efforts being the Fifties Franny series, available on Amazon Kindle books.

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